I could not pass up this opportunity to share a valuable web-resource with you all. Go here to this website to see what I'm talking about, people .
If you print this one out and put it on a coffee cup I'll give you $2 as well and well deserved props on our blog! Also save that picture and we'll post it so everyone can see it as well.
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gosh..kinda big for a coffee cup...she looks like mary tyler moore...
Misogyny has its roots in latent homosexuality.
Oh my Lord,
Did I just hear you say gay people are bad because they hate women? Dang Anon you've turned your story around quite a lot lately!
You guys are severely lacking in intelligence in the comments section. You seem to have fizzled about three posts ago. Where did all the fire go?
"Misogyny has its roots in latent homosexuality."
That was a waste of a sentence. Just because you use one big word doesn't mean you're intellect is superior or witty.
Alternate Starbucks labels though? That's quite an excellent idea. I think I may partake of them and give it a try. One small problem though; I do enjoy ordering a good "tall" or "venti" drink and that's not about to change.
Mr. President,
I appreciate your thoughts on the labels, and on the comments. Don't blame me, though. Blame Anon! Anon was the foil to my anger! Without Anon's incendiary and senseless remarks, I feel that the ire in my belly no longer reaches volcanic proportions! I will try to make her mad so my muse gets fired up enough to fire me up.
And Venti?! With all due respect, you NEED to change your approach to Starbucks ordering. I try to go out of my way to make people at the counter mad. Check this out and give it a try (this is my typical conversation)
Andrew: Hi, yeah, can I have a medium coffee
Starbucks Douche Worker: Ok a grande coffe?
Andrew: Yeah a medium coffee, uhhh in whatever type you have today
Starbucks Douche Worker: Ok that's in Sun Ripened Sumatra Shade Grown Bean 1996 Estate Vintage
Andrew: Yeah a medium coffee...whatever.
Starbucks Douchebag Face: Ok one grande Starbucks Estate Anno Domini 1996. That will be $6.00 have a happy dayyyyyy!*
So it really is easy to go into Starbucks and be a douce back to the staff. Try it and after you get your coffee, don't forget to slap that picture of The Box on the side and send it my way for a guaranteed post and shout on the blog, Mr. President.
*This whole sordid exchange and the distaste I have for snotty starbucks people is offset by the fact that I love Starbucks coffee. I just try not to get snotty about it.
Comment Grade: B
By the way I'm going to start grading comments.
Latent.
Anon's comment: F...for Fairy!
Check your e-mail because I purchased some coffee this afternoon.
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