Monday, January 23, 2006

to Bowl or not to Bowl?

Ok people Keith needs your help.

Keith, as you all know, lives a life where nothing bad actually happens to him. Following in this vein, he has received the opportunity to buy Super Bowl Tickets. He's going to have to shell out a ton of cash to get them, but if he wants a ticket he has a guaranteed spot to see Pittsburgh play Seattle in Detroit. If you know how crazy Keith is about the Steelers, you probably know that's excited to the point of climax over the thought of going to Super Bowl Extra Large. HOWEVER!! The trip to SBXL is one that will only be paved by dolling out EXREME amounts of cash. Keith, excited as he is about going to the see the Steelers look for 'one for the thumb', is a bit hesitant to commit somewhere between $700-$1,000 to this venture. Why don't you all comment and tell Keith what he should do...he really needs the help. Drop your thoughts, comments, pros, cons, yes's, no's, whatever! The more advice the merrier, so let those comments flow as YOU, our faithful blog reader, help one of your favorite bloggers with this TREMENDOUS life opportunity!

GO!!

2 comments:

Donkey Patrol said...

Ok me first me first!

I totally think Keith should go, and he knows this.

1) Dude you love the Steelers more than anything else save Jesus...though Ike Taylor does make a run for your loyalty.

2) Regret is like a bag of bricks...you don't want to carry the 'what if's' around when the Steelers snatch that 5th ring

3)Very rarely will you have this opportunity. Very rarely will the Super Bowl be within driving distance. Very rarely will the Steelers have the chance to be the only team to have 5, count them, 5 super bowl rings! Once a team gets 5 rings, they can MAKE A GAUNTLET OUT OF THE RINGS! A Super Bowl Ring Gauntlet...you could be there to see that one for the thumb.

4) I have a feeling your parents will help you out with a little cash

5) Dude it's the effing super bowl you have to go!

James said...

Listen, if you're going to blow this chance to see the Steelers, I'm ending our relationship.