Kelly Clarkson

I know all of you have been waiting for this: I know you all have been dying to know what I listened to when I woke up this morning. Before I talk about this, let me digress a moment and address something. I write these blogs in a fashion that makes them readable for large audiences. I think I'm under the assumption that people will flock to this blog and wait with baited breath for the next post to come out. And I mean, who wouldn't?! This is high quality shabazz that we're slinging out every day! But I do realize that when I click the 'Publish Post' button, the only people who read this are probably going to be Keith (because I feel the need to yell across the office every time I post) and maybe Kristina Lee because she can't get enough of me...muuuwahaha. Regardless, I guess it's just good to feel important. So with that said YOU ALL won't GUESS who I listened to this morning!!!

As you can probably guess by the title, you'd think I was awakened by Miss Clarkson. BUT I WASN'T! I actually just threw in some Johnny Cash last night and woke up in a Ring of Fire. Ring of Fire is a great song, and Johnny Cash is a great dude. While it made waking up really easy, I started having delusions about being in Green Sing '03 again. These delusions made me pass out. So Johnny Cash made waking up cool and hip, but he also made falling back asleep cool and hip; that's Johnny Cash, though, he makes being bad and neglecting your responsibilities seem so awesome. Circle gets the square and tomorrow I'm going to try something different. You'll never guess who gets to be my alarm tomorrow...