That Guy...yeah that's about to be me in 3 seconds. The USC/OU game was actually the championship with the 3rd largest margin of victory. And Ashlee Simpson actually has some great songs out there on the radio...oh wait that's a lie. And speaking of newsworthy, apparently the travelers of Route 8 North between the hours of 7-8AM find rain newsworthy. I conjecture this because most people I was on the road with today were paying attention to the rain, and not the road. It must be an rule somewhere in the Annals of Western PA Horrible-ology that when rain pours from the sky, it is imperative that you stop driving well and drive at least 15 miles an hour under the speed limit. You'd think people were hoping to see the Virgin Mary appear out of the rain the way they slow down and drive in the rain here. You'd think that they had never seen this liquid that falls from heaven to refresh the Earth! You'd also think that the guy who has been in like 6 auto skirmishes should not be talking about who's a bad driver but THAT'S where you're wrong because, in the immortal words of Napoleon Dynamite, "I'll say whatever I feel like! Gosh!".
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